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A Peloton for Xmas (A Christmas Song for Totally Happy People)

by Scott Making Cents

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This year has been pretty rough
And Xmas can't come soon enough
Things at home are pretty tense
And I could use some myrrh and frankincense
My marriage has been getting kind of stressful
But this gift i got just has to be successful

chorus
I bought my wife a Peloton for Xmas
There is just no way that this can fail
We will surely be in marital bliss
And our life will be just like a fairy tale
When she opens up her Peloton for Xmas

I can't believe that its Xmas morning
It Came suddenly and without warning
Shes still locked inside of her bedroom
While I'm putting on my sexy santa costume
Well this year Money was a little tight
But I spent 3 grand on a fucking bike

Chorus

Thank you Peloton for saving our relationship
I'm pretty sure this is a good idea
Ashley dear, please don't be sad
just cause you got a little fat
Open up your heart to holiday cheer

Chorus

When she opens up her Peloton for Xmas

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released November 5, 2020

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Scott lives in NYC. He has 2 cats and 1 wife. He plays all of the instruments and his neighbors love him. FFO They Might Be Giants, Ween, Jonathan Coulton. linktr.ee/scottmakingcents

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