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Abe's Garden
02:07
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If you’re favorite prez is Link-en
And you’re living in the 2 - 1 - Sev-EN
I’ve been told by several wise men
That you gotta go to Abes Garden
Abe’s Garden has the finest Barbeque
Abe’s Garden has some decent mini golf too
Oh and by the way, did I mention
The world's tallest statue of Abe Lincoln?
Voted Ugliest Lincoln too
By the Roadside America crew
Try the ribs with Finger Lincoln Good Sauce
They’re a value at any cost
Abe’s Garden has the finest Barbeque
Abe’s Garden has some decent mini golf too
Oh and by the way, did I mention
The world's tallest statue of Abe Lincoln?
He's 62 feet tall
He's 70 feet tall
He's 80 feet tall
Depending who you ask
Abe’s Garden has the finest Barbeque
Abe’s Garden has some decent mini golf too
Oh and by the way, did I mention
The world's tallest statue of Abe Lincoln?
I’m pretty sure that I mentioned
The world’s tallest statue of Abe Lincoln
In fact now I’m positive that I told you
About the tallest Abe Lincoln statue
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2. |
Super Online
00:32
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Tik Tok
Snapchat
Facebook
Keyboard cat
Youtube
Nextdoor
Myspace
But wait there's more
Twitter
Second life
Linkedin
Don't tell my wife
Instagram
Vietnam
Wham bam thank you ma'am
IM SUPER ONLINE
ALL OF THE TIME
IM SUPER ONLINE
SO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
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This Song is Not an NFT
00:31
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This song is not an NFT
I pride myself on Fungibility
Digital art can be bought and sold
Without blockchain getting involved
This is literally a fucking scam. For money laundering and people trying to capitalize on the hype relating to crypto currency but don’t actually care about the arts. Not to mention the environmental impact.
Seriously there are plenty of ways to support the arts and purchase digital works without this NFT crap.
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4. |
Verified on Twitter
01:41
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If I was verified on Twitter what would I do?
If I got my verification
Every day I’d watch Vegas vacation
(Mr Papageorgiou)
Play along to Station to station
Get mad high, like elevation
I’d...
Stop Making Sense
Start paying rent
Use present tense
Pants Mike Pence
Set a precedent
Give up Lent for Lent
Make a guitar djent
Call my Reznor Trent
From my iPhone Sent
Well. I. Would. (very beastie boys-like)
dive down deep to the bottom of the ocean
Then come back up and reapply lotion
Teach ESL to Arielle
In exchange for a seashell
She don’t speak like Gwen Stefani
Before she went all origami?
That shit was bananas
Seriously, remember when Gwen Stefani just had a bunch of Japanese girls following her around like they were fashion accessories? THAT shit was bananas.
Hey Jack, DM me back
Give me that blue check
And Don’t be wack
Hey Jack, DM me back
Give me that blue check
And Don’t be wack
I would
Support a charity for dimwitted pandas
Where they donate bamboo pajamas
I would shower each and every day
And buy mad stock in Axe body spray
I’d...
Sponsor Posts
Drive to the coast
Host the friars Roast
And Hunt for ghosts
Read the NY Post
Brag and Boast
That I’m intercontinental when I eat French Toast
Post a thirst trap on my main
catfish Chris Hansen cus I got mad game
Gather the Juggalos, Bring em together
call Violent Jay regardless of weather
Impress preteens on the tiktok
With my grasp of JS Bach
Now That’s what I call a Well-tempered Clavier
Hey Jack, DM me back
Give me that blue check
And Don’t be wack
Hey Jack, DM me back
Give me that blue check
And Don’t be wack
I would do anything to get verified
Except the application that twitter provides
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Dogs
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6. |
Craft Hangout Theme Song
00:36
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Do you wanna craft?
Alright!
Let's hang out tonight
Pour yourself a glass of wine, cause it's craft hangout time
DO you wanna craft?
Glue gun to your head
Get your needle and thread
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7. |
Nerd in the 90s
01:22
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That girl dresses like a nerd in the 90s (nerd in the 90s)
I bet she listens to the Spice Girls ironically
She probably owns herself a fanny pack too
And has a few slap bracelets to boot
That girl dresses like a nerd in the 90s (nerd in the 90s)
I bet she listens to Hanson ironically
she's rocking some temporary tattoos
And some doc martens to boot
She thinks that shirt is totally rad
She won't believe that pigs are a fad
She was born in '99
She feels nostalgic for a simpler time
That girl dresses like a nerd in the 90s (nerd in the 90s)
I bet she listens to Britney ironically
She probably owns herself a fanny pack too
And has a few slap bracelets to boot
(And a tribal armband tattoo)
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8. |
Classical Techno
00:29
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9. |
Rick Beato Diss Track
00:33
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I'd rather stub my big toe than watch rick beato
I’ll fill my shorts with doritos instead of watching beato
I’d travel to Kosovo if they outlawed rick beato
Or Clown at a rodeo, still better than rick beato
What makes this song great?
Not your dumb youtube show that I hate
Oh it's pronounced Bee-Ay-to
Oh nevermind then
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10. |
Bleep Bloop
01:10
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11. |
Jewish Space Laser
00:42
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We all worship the Jewish Space Laser
Or else it's gonna blow us away
We all worship the Jewish Space Laser
All lasers are Jewish today
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12. |
J.O.N.I.
00:18
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J
O
N
I
JONI
Joni Mitchell is bad (ass)
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13. |
The Blacker Keys
02:38
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Scott Making Cents New York, New York
Scott lives in NYC. He has 2 cats and 1 wife. He plays all of the instruments and his neighbors love him. FFO They Might Be Giants, Ween, Jonathan Coulton. linktr.ee/scottmakingcents
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